Drinks I've Invented:

Claims laid down HERE for the following alchemical concoctions:

1) The Red Chinese

1 part vodka
1 part Kahlua
2 parts Egg Nog

Serve over ice in whatever type of glass you normally choose to serve White Russian. Stirring optional.

2) The Slow Comfortable Screw Hard Up Against the Wall so I Can Sleep

2 parts Sloe Gin
2 parts vodka
3 parts Southern Comfort
1 part Galliano
2 parts Whiskey
5 parts Orange Juice
1 shot of NyQuil

Muddle all non-medicinal ingredients with ice and serve in a pint glass. After serving pour in the Nyquil and stir slowly.