Monday, February 9, 2009

Master Wayne, Would You Like a Manwich?



So yeah....Roomie got MKvsDC, and I gotta say: much much much MUCH more playable than the universally sucky MK titles that followed MK2.

And that's as ringing an endorsement as you'll get regarding any series of games that have a 4 armed character who only has 2 pectoral muscles. I mean GEEZ! What kind of F-minus did your art director have to get on his Drawing from Human Anatomy course in college to think he could get away with that? Y'all had time for hidden shadow characters and special friendship endings but no-one thought that maybe your half-dragon fantasy-man might need to lift his arms?

I mean come ON. Could you please come to work one of the days this LIFE and finish up drawing the 2nd set of pecs? Did the digitization budget remove the $ required for the texture artist to add a 3rd & 4th man-nipple? Honestly. Professionalism, look it up.

Anyway, new MK game, not as sucky as you've come to expect from those acne-covered adolescents.

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